Ich bin ein Vespuccian.

I have always wondered why it's America and not Vespuccia. After all, you wouldn't name capitals Christopher, Ohio, or Abraham, Nebraska. It's not the George Monument or the Ronnie National Airport. Here, have some Paul's Own.

Don't think about this too hard.

There is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on.

It's not like I watch a lot of it.

I won't go into how this came up, but I found out today that among quite a mixed crowd of people, I am the only one who has a ready answer to "What's your favorite porn movie?" (Mine's "The World According to Ginger," but it's tough to choose just one from among the Ginger movies.)

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