Anyone else run into these ads?

Dermatologists Hate Her!

Local Mom goes on killing spree. 
Slaughters dozens of dermatologists. 

Looks decades younger!

Try This One WEIRD TRICK for a 
Flat Tummy!

Don't eat. How's that for weird?

100% Guaranteed—
Your tummy will get flatter!

Yucca, er... maybe that other one is Yucca. Okra?

The "Money Maker"
(Yeah, I got yer money-maker right heah.)

Five Odd Veggies 

That Help You Sleep!

The five odd veggies are...

 Yucca               Okra
Money Maker Eggplant
Elephant Foot Yam
Romanescu Broccoli/Cauliflower.

Make a paste; work into feet. 
What? You thought you had to eat them?

 

Romanescu Thing

Whichever one that other one wasn't.

Elephant Toe Jam... er, Foot Yam