The Cone of Uncertainty

Weather forecasters are saying Hurricane Irene could hit us clear up here in Maine. However, they don't want to make firm predictions yet because of the "cone of uncertainty."

I'm going to use that a lot!

I can't tell you which way we go next because of the "cone of uncertainty."

Not sure if I can help you move Saturday because of, you know, the "cone of uncertainty."

And:  Sorry, Asa, due to the "cone of uncertainty," I just don't know if you can have a 3rd Mt. Dew.