Asa at Airport Security, age 5
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| OMG, shirts can catch on fire! |
TSA Agent: Do you have anything flammable?
Asa: Well... shirts....
[They took that as a 'no.']
Asa at Airport Security, age 9
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| Asa and Unnamed Accomplice |
TSA Agent: Do you have any firearms or flammable items?
Asa [sarcastically]: Oh sure, we have guns.
[I'm surprised they didn't investigate us more thoroughly. They seemed satisfied with listening to me explain that airports weren't the place for sarcasm.]
