If Nude Midget Wrestling is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right

Near my place there's a Platinum Plus. (No, it's not a place for BBWs. Well, sometimes it is.) It's that exotic dancing chain that stretches pretty much across the nation. You know.

They have flyers around town now--I kid you not--advertising Nude Midget Wrestling on Tuesday nights. Hey, . . . wait, what day is this?