Hi, Mama. I'm coming inside now.
Yes, I see. What were you doing out there all that time?
When I don't have anyone to play football with, I just throw myself on the ground to see if I can take a hit.
. . . pause . . .
|The "Money Maker"|
(Yeah, I got yer money-maker right heah.)
|Whichever one that other one wasn't.|
|Elephant Toe Jam... er, Foot Yam|
|You really couldn't see for|
sh-t, remember that?
|Not the real me.|
|A baby moose is cute, well, sorta, but |
a mama moose gets enraged really easily.
|I wish someone would get me a vintage Bambi poster.|
I had one but I gave it away.
|Real Don Rickles|
|Don Rickles of the 8th Grade|
|Asa and his doll, Abene|
|Not the real dog or football |
involved in this story.
Otherwise, pretty much the scene.