Asa at Airport Security, age 5
|OMG, shirts can catch on fire!|
TSA Agent: Do you have anything flammable?
Asa: Well... shirts....
[They took that as a 'no.']
Asa at Airport Security, age 9
Asa [sarcastically]: Oh sure, we have guns.
[I'm surprised they didn't investigate us more thoroughly. They seemed satisfied with listening to me explain that airports weren't the place for sarcasm.]