And this is why:
It was a 22-hour staged layover, meaning they announced the delay in 3-6 hour increments so we couldn't just get a hotel. We were due out Wednesday at 2; we left Thursday at noon. The Columbus, Ohio, airport designers chose seats similar to the above for their terminal. So Asa and I "slept" like this:
|(not the real tapu, but how the real tapu slept)|
|(not the real asa, but how the real asa slept)|
It's Friday, and we're still in recovery.